Surgeon Bummed He Can’t Take Selfies With Organs

NEW YORK CITY – Local surgeon Ellis Double, 31, is reportedly bummed that he can’t take selfies, a photograph that one has taken of oneself, with organs of the patients he performs surgery on.

“I only got into the whole surgeon thing so I could take some cool selfies with organs. For whatever reason, they won’t let me,” said Double.

Double told reporters he hopes to go on Instagram live and showcase him taking some cool angles with organs. No one knows what will happen if done.