Stupid Person Professes Love For Global Warming Because It ‘Stays Warmer Longer’ In Their Hometown

DEPEW, NY – Most people would look at climate change and think about the terrible effects it has on the world and the need to mitigate those effects, but not Nancy Krup. Krup loves global warming as she calls it.

“Global warming is the greatest thing ever, I really don’t like the cold and snow but now it stays warmer longer than it ever used to and we get a lot milder winters. I love it,” said Krup.

The reporters’ interview got cut short after Nancy said she had to go to Church but before she left reporters asked her how she could like climate change with all the destructive things it’s already done and will do in the future to people’s lives and homes? Krup declared she doesn’t care about any of that since it doesn’t affect her life.