Study Shows Lying to Your Children Isn’t That Big of a Deal, Who Gives a Fuck

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study coming out of Harvard University confirms that lying to your children isn’t that big of a deal, highlighting that no one should give a fuck about those little shits.

“Why would anyone care about telling the truth to their kids? Kids are the absolute worst and are nothing but a burden. If your kids want something, it’s ideal to lie to them and promise them nothing,” said lead scientist Jane Cobb.

The study further confirms that parenting is a draining task in a world where life has no meaning. If possible, abort those fuckers and move on.