‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study coming out of Harvard University confirms that lying to your children isn’t that big of a deal, highlighting that no one should give a fuck about those little shits.
“Why would anyone care about telling the truth to their kids? Kids are the absolute worst and are nothing but a burden. If your kids want something, it’s ideal to lie to them and promise them nothing,” said lead scientist Jane Cobb.
The study further confirms that parenting is a draining task in a world where life has no meaning. If possible, abort those fuckers and move on.