BOSTON, MA – A new study out of Harvard university confirmed that guys who constantly complain about their wives and say things like oh I’m happy I got away from the wife when they are out with friends are the worst kind of men.
“Why the fuck are you even married if all you do is bitch about your wife and tell your douchebag friends that you’re happy when you’re away from her,” said disgusted lead scientist Roger Balls.
The study went on to say that these men are the worst kind of cretins who are poorly dressed and lazy pieces of human garbage who vote Republican, pretend to be religious while creepily hitting on bartenders, and do nothing but drink shitty beer with other men of this type while sharing their caveman views on women and politics.