SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Local man Josh Pin, 23, is reportedly vowing to watch all future Super Bowls alone after dealing with listening to his parents laugh during every single terrible corny commercial.
“It was just brutal. Every stupid ass commercial they’d be chuckling at the horrible corny jokes. It was like my own living hell. It’s not even like I could wish for the game to come back on too because that was just as shitty. It was a rough night,” says Pin.
Pin claims he needs dark humor such as people dying in a funny way in order to laugh, not this corny ass bullshit as he puts it.