Solving World Hunger or Flying to Space for No Fucking Reason? You Know Which Choice Jeff Bezos Made

SEATTLE, WA – Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon and the richest man in the world, announced this week that he will be flying to space next month for no apparent reason.

“Frankly I’ve just grown bored with all of my money. I have so much of it I just don’t know what to do with it all. So I was like fuck it I’ll build a rocket and fly to space. That would be pretty cool plus I’d look like a badass,” said the bald fuck.

When pressed on why he isn’t using his hundreds of billions of dollars to solve world hunger, Bezos shrugged the question off, claiming it’d be pretty boring compared to flying in a rocket ship to space.