Small Town Teen Dreams Ruined After Realizing He Was Born in the United States and Not to a Rich Family

GARY, IN – A local Gary teen is reportedly coming to terms that his dreams will most likely never be realized since he was born in the capitalist hell hole of the United States, and most importantly, wasn’t born into a rich family.

“All my life I wanted to be a successful business owner, but now I realize that won’t be possible. I don’t have the means or the privilege to have social mobility,” said local teen Jax Queen.

When locals tried telling Queen that anything is possible in the U.S. if you work hard enough, Queen told locals: “Why haven’t you done anything then?”