Sinus Infection Remains Most Annoying Thing On Earth
WASHINGTON – A team of researchers went to the White House to confirm a recent study to President Joe Biden that a sinus infection remains the most annoying thing on Earth.
“Nothing is more annoying than a sinus infection. It lingers but doesn’t make you so sick that you can call off work. All it does is fuck with you for weeks,” said lead scientist Johnny Rock.
“If we could get rid of those fuckers forever, the world would be a better place. How do we do that? I don’t know.”