‘Since It’s Called An Outlet Mall, Where Do I Plug My Phone In?’ Says Guy Who Doesn’t Understand What Outlet Malls Are

RANDOM OUTLET MALL USA – Local American Billy Sheds is confused about what an outlet mall is, asking others where he can plug his phone in, confusing it for a literal electrical outlet.

“Since it’s called an outlet mall, where do I plug my phone in? I don’t see anywhere obvious to charge. Not really sure what to do,” said Sheds.

“Do I have to bring my phone somewhere else or something? I thought the point of these places was to charge stuff. I’m still confused and no one is giving me an answer.”