ATLANTA, GA – Senators David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler showed up to their polling place this morning to vote in their Senate runoff elections dressed in the white robe and pointed headgear of Ku Klux Klan members.
“I will literally do anything to win. I’m already pretty racist and do everything I can to fuck over the lower and middle classes so fuck it, it’s time to get dirty and embrace my true self,” said Senator Purdue.
“Yeah, what he said. I like money and need more of it. I honestly don’t really care about actual senate work since we’re being honest but this Klan outfit will help me get elected,” said Senator Loeffler.
As expected, both Senators are now favored to win their elections, as half the voters in Georgia are dumber than dirt.