Senate Agrees To New Gun Control Law Limiting Gun Purchases to 50 Guns Max Per Person and Limiting Gun Sales To 18 Year Olds Who Never Murdered Anyone Before

WASHINGTON – The Senate announced a bipartisan agreement on Gun control that as expected, does very little and falls woefully short on what really needs to be done.

“Today is a monumental day as we have come to an agreement to limit gun purchases to 50 guns max per person and agreed that only 18-year-olds who have never murdered anyone before can buy guns. No one can ever say we never did nothing in response to mass shootings,” said Senator Joe Manchin.

When pushed on how these proposed gun laws will do anything to curb gun violence or mass shootings in this country, Manchin inexplicably explained how if you don’t own more than 50 guns you are less likely to kill people.