BUFFALO, NY – Local movie buff Joe Johnny, 24, is reportedly excited to watch a film that no one cares about, claiming to watch the oddest and strangest films he can find instead of anything from the mainstream.
When reporters asked Johnny why he views such odd films, Johnny declared he has a love for things people don’t love, claiming it to be difficult to find a film that absolutely no one likes.
“This film has thirty views on YouTube and no thumbs up. That means everyone hates it, except for me. I’m not telling anyone what it is so I can cheer it up alone,” said Johnny.