Self Proclaimed Cheese Connoisseur Says Cheesecake Is His Favorite Cheese

ORLANDO, FL – Self-proclaimed cheese connoisseur Steve Bilkingfart claims to be the top of the line when it comes to his knowledge and passion for cheese. The only problem is that Bilkingfart says that Cheesecake, not a type of cheese, is his favorite cheese.

“I’ve been a big fan of cheese for years now. Oreo cheesecake, red velvet cheesecake, peanut butter cheesecake, to the classic NYC style cheesecake, I just love them all. I try a new kind every time I go to Cheesecake Factory,” said Bilkingfart.

When reporters tried explaining to Bilkingfart that cheesecake is not a type of cheese but a dessert that has cheese in it, and asked if he likes Gouda, Swiss, or Brie, Bilkingfart was very confused and declared he had no idea what they were talking about.