Masochistic Man Considers Eating Movie Theatre Cheeseburger

LEAWOOD, KS – A local masochistic man is reportedly considering eating a movie theatre cheeseburger as a way to get pleasure from the disturbing act.

The report comes after the man, Jared Lar, was searching for a new masochistic act to put him in a good mood. Lar told reporters he stumbled into an AMC movie theatre and saw they were selling cheeseburgers.

“If anyone eats a cheeseburger from a movie theatre, they more than likely will get sick or at the very least, they hate their lives. This is a deed I need to do for some fucking fun,” said Lar.