DENVER, CO – While preparing to go on a road trip across the country to distract himself from the ongoing pandemic, the trip reportedly went terribly wrong after Stan Dex realized you need a car to do a road trip.
“I thought if you just said you were going on a road trip, a car would pull-up and allow you to take it. I didn’t know you actually needed a car yourself. Now I don’t know what I’m going to do,” said Dex.
“I’ve been telling him for months you can’t go on a road trip without a car, but he refused to listen. He waited on the corner of his street for a few days hoping for a car to pull-up, but of course one didn’t,” said Dex’s father Todd.