Retail Worker Euphorically Daydreams About Murdering Every Customer That Tries Talking to Them

ATLANTA, GA – Standing at a counter in the middle of an eight-hour long shift, a local retail worker is reportedly euphorically daydreaming about murdering every customer that tries talking to them.

Anne Smith, 25, is struggling to pay bills and has enough going on in her life to put up with the absolute scum of the Earth that try talking to her. Smith enjoys thinking about the death of customers to make her days go by faster and to make her feel better.

“If I have to tell one more soccer mom why they can’t return something or hear them complain about it, I’m going to snap. Luckily, whenever I picture them dead on the floor, it brings me a bit of joy,” said Smith.

Smith has been working in retail since she was a teenager and has to continue working there while going to school part time. It’s no easy task, but Smith is determined to continue picturing the death of customers to push her through.

“If I can continue to imagine these pieces of trash dead, that’ll definitely get me through work for the next year or so. Once I’m out of here, I’ll never set foot into another retail place again.”