Republicans Warn Mandating Vaccines is Slippery Slope to Actually Caring About People Instead of Lobbyists

WASHINGTON – Arizona Republican Representative Andy Biggs recently introduced legislation that would ban any entity from creating vaccine passports, claiming that mandating vaccines is a slippery slope to actually caring about people instead of lobbyists.

“If we force people to get vaccinated, this virus will go away which will show we’ll actually care about people. We’re politicians, we’re supposed to fuck people over, not make their lives better,” said Representative Biggs.

Many Republicans have come out in support of Representative Biggs, stating that politicians should be trying to spread COVID-19 at an accelerated rate to make people’s lives worse.