Report Unsure How People Can’t Save Money, Meanwhile Cost of Living Triples

WASHINGTON – A new report from George Washington University is unsure how the average person cannot save money. Meanwhile, a report from Georgetown University shows the average cost of living has tripled.

The two reports are unrelated, according to lead Economics Studier John Todd, despite the cost of living and ability to save money being easily linked.

“We are unsure why people are unable to save money nowadays. Is everything more expensive while wages haven’t gone up? Yes, but there has to be something else,” said Todd.