NEW YORK CITY – A new study from Columbia University has confirmed that every parent across the globe has favorites amongst their respective children, no matter how much they deny it.
“It’s safe to say that every parent loves one of their kids more over the others. Though it’s more obvious with some, it’s definitely a thing with every person,” said Parenthood Professor Gerald Focus.
Parents across the globe are denying the study, while secretly knowing that the study is absolutely true and preposterous to decline since everyone has favorites.