NORTH HEMPSTEAD, NY – A local group of North Hempstead realtors came to an agreement that property tends to have more value if the man pictured above doesn’t live next door.
“For the longest time, we couldn’t tell why people weren’t buying this house, but then we realized that neighbors are just as important as the house itself. People will become interested, but with this guy glaring through their windows every day, it makes sense now,” said realtor Paul Stans.
The man, Hank Shelby, is a 32-year-old who loves to terrorize and haunt any new neighbors in the area. Many deem Shelby as otherworldly and not from this planet, but some think he’s just having fun.
“I don’t think it’s too big of a deal. He usually just stares at you and tries to creep you out, but if you ignore him, he tends to not do anything too severe. Has he killed some of my pets at times? Of course, but it’s not the end of the world,” said neighbor Franklin Phelps.