OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – With many Americans worried about their financial situation, many have highlighted how billionaires have gained $1 trillion in wealth since the beginning of the pandemic, but a local proud patriot sees nothing wrong with billionaires gaining a vast amount of wealth, even though his family is starving.
“I lost my job back in April and since then, my family and I blew through our savings. Some people want to tax the rich to help us out, but that’s communism and that’s evil! If we die, we die. At least we’ll die proud Americans,” said proud patriot Jerry Smither.
Taxing the grossly rich will help families like the Smithers reach a sense of stability through Universal Basic Income during this odd time, but Smither doesn’t want to hear anything that’ll potentially help him and many others in a similar situation.
“People want to help me and stuff through these taxes on the wealthy, but that’s stuff Germany did in the 1940s. All we have to do is pray and we’ll be able to get back on our feet since God will be always be there.”