President Trump Fires Everyone in His Cabinet and Puts Himself in Charge of Everything

WASHINGTON – President Trump announced today that he has fired the heads of all of his cabinet positions and put himself in charge of all positions effective immediately.

These positions include Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, Attorney General, and FBI Director among many other positions.

“Every single person in my cabinet has underperformed greatly and moving forward I will be in charge of every single position and will run the entire government by myself. Besides, I am the smartest person in the history of the world and I know more about all of these jobs than anyone else does,” said President Trump.

Republicans didn’t seem too concerned that President Trump is clearly trying to turn the United States into an autocracy with multiple senators stating that President Trump can do whatever he wants and they’ll support him no matter what.