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President Trump Doesn’t Think People Should Be Afraid of COVID-19 as Long as They Have Access to Experimental Treatments, a Helicopter, and a Private Suite
President Donald Trump arrives at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, in Bethesda, Md., Friday, Oct. 2, 2020, on Marine One helicopter after he tested positive for COVID-19. White House chief of staff Mark Meadows is at second from left. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)
WASHINGTON – President Trump announced today as he headed back to the White House after spending a few days recovering from COVID-19 at Walter Reed Medical Center, that no one should be afraid of COVID-19, as long as they receive the same experimental treatment he had and a helicopter.
“I just don’t understand what the big deal is. I have COVID-19 and I’m fine. Americans should not be afraid of COVID-19 if they have 20 doctors taking care of them, unlimited free healthcare coverage, a helicopter medevac on standby, access to a full range of expensive, but free for me, medications including experimental drugs, and a suite at one of the top hospitals like I had,” said Trump.
When we mentioned to the President that he in fact is the only American with access to these things and that over 210,000 Americans and counting have died from COVID-19, he falsely stated that we have the best medical care in the world and the best drugs all because of him so everyone has access to whatever they want.
