President-Elect Biden Promises to Make Military More Inclusive By Adding Pride Flags to Every Bomb That’ll Drop on the Middle East

WASHINGTON – As many Americans are pleading for the Biden Administration to go further left and make serious progress for the country, President-Elect Biden promises to make the military more inclusive by adding pride flags to every bomb they’ll drop on the middle east.

“As Americans, it’s our duty to show our love and support for one another. Rather than continue dropping the same disgusting bombs on the middle east, I promise to add a pride flag logo to every bomb we drop,” said President-Elect Biden.

“Some of you may have a difference of opinion on this, but it’s time our military-industrial complex shows a little bit of inclusiveness. This is the first step we can do to make this a better country for all.”