President Biden Promises to Give Syria Discounted COVID-19 Vaccines After He’s Done Bombing Them

WASHINGTON – As more countries call for global unity to help defeat the coronavirus pandemic, President Biden recently announced that he promises to give Syria a discounted price on COVID-19 vaccines after he’s done bombing them.

“Many have been calling for national unity regarding this pandemic, and we should all work together through this. That’s why I’m putting together a plan that’ll give Syria a discount on vaccines after we’re done bombing them for a bit,” said President Biden.

“I see myself as a hero for doing this, but we must defeat this virus. Many have asked if I will do the same for other countries that we’re bombing and my answer to that is maybe.”