Pregnant Woman Vows To Murder Next Random Person Who Tries To Give Her Tips

PHOENIX, AZ – Local woman Katie Geraldine is six months pregnant with her first child, but the number of random people giving her stupid pregnancy tips that she doesn’t want to hear drives her mad.

“I swear if one more random person at work, or a random family member, or even a random person I don’t know comes up to me and tries to give me a stupid tip that I don’t want or need, I swear to fucking god I will end them. Just leave me the fuck alone and leave me in peace,” said Geraldine.

Geraldine told reporters she started carrying a replica knife from the movie Rambo First Blood and that the next person to try to give her a tip will have their head cut off clean.