HOUSTON, TX – Shouting over one another while fully aroused due to the sheer volume of guns around them, potential mass shooters filled the National Rifle Association’s annual meeting.
“There is nothing better than getting together with a bunch of potential killers. We love nothing but guns and killing. Sure, none of us are killers yet, but the key part is yet,” said Incel Jake Tom.
The event was larger than most expected, given the recent mass shootings that took place a few days leading up to the event. If anything, the event is a reminder that Americans are numb to this sort of thing and are collectively horny for guns for no reason.