BURLINGTON, VT – A local cannabis user, Jared Emmerson, 27, reportedly went to buy pot from his drug dealer but the deal turned sour after his dealer tried selling him an actual pot instead of the plant.
“I was really excited to buy an eighth from my homie, but instead, he handed me a kitchen pot thinking that’s what I wanted. I was like bro, what is this?” said Emmerson.
“He told me he wanted pot so I went out to a Bed Bath and Beyond and found him a good pot. Now he’s complaining I didn’t fulfill his order. He owes fifty bucks for the pot,” said the dealer.