Policeman Kills Four After Being Told To Pay For His Coffee

TULSA, OKLAHOMA – A police officer is being hailed as a hero today after killing four convenience store employees when one of them told him he had to pay for his coffee. 

Witnesses at the scene report seeing officer Gary Biffert enter the family-owned store around 9:30 this morning. 

After getting a cup of coffee and walking towards the exit, one of the employees told Biffert that he had to pay for his coffee. Officer Biffert immediately pulled his firearm and shot all four employees at point-blank range in the head, killing them all instantly.

“Officer Biffert is a hero and will be honored as such by receiving the medal of valor next week,” said Tulsa chief of Police Bill Swamp adding how police are allowed to do anything they please.

“Every single one of our boys in blue needs to be respected and treated with nothing but praise, love, and admiration.”