PROVIDENCE, RI – The expression that humans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps is a representation of how overworked Americans are.
More recently, a study from Brown University confirmed that anyone who is excited about overworking is a sociopath, and any interactions with that person should be kept to a minimum.
“If someone is excited to go work their shitty office job to be underpaid and overworked, that person is most likely a psycho. Enjoy your life and seek out your goals instead of this bull shit,” said Lead Scientist Maggy Mungo.