WICHITA, KA – Local peanut butter and jelly enthusiast Todd Fish, 31, is reportedly not sure whether they like peanut butter or the art of making sandwiches.
“I’m always eating a PBNJ but I’m not sure if it’s because I love peanut butter or if it’s due to the art of sandwich making. I guess I’ll take some time on my own to decide,” said Fish.
No one knows what the point of this report or Fish’s future opinion will be. All it shows is sometimes there are slow news days and the best thing to cover is a guy who likes making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.