ALBANY, NY – A father, with the help of his three sons, kicked his wife of thirty years out of the house and onto the streets last night after she gave them french fries for dinner for the third week in a row.
After spending the day watching baseball, Bob Bellini, and his three sons asked his wife Maria if she would cook dinner for them. According to Bob, she surprisingly said yes.
“My sons and I were blown away when she said yes. My wife hasn’t cooked a homemade meal for us in probably over a decade so we were all extremely excited, to say the least,” said Bellini.
He went on to say that he and his sons were devastated when his wife brought out their dinner. She served what he described as canned vegetables, microwaveable rice, and a conglomeration of three different kinds of frozen french fries.
After being questioned why Bellini and his sons couldn’t just cook for themselves, they refused to comment.
According to neighbors, Bellini and his sons kicked his wife out of the house and onto the streets. Maria was last seen picking food scraps out of a dumpster in an alleyway in downtown Albany.