WICHITA, KA – A local pastor is blaming the devil after his entire family has died from COVID-19. Pastor Richard Whordung of the Raging Hard Spirit of the Holy Angel Church is asking for useless thoughts and prayers today after his parents, wife, and all three of his children have died from Covid-19.
“The devil is to blame for this pandemic as he is punishing everyone for turning their backs on God. God is all-powerful and we must all pray and put our faith in him,” said Pastor Whordung.
When we pointed out to the Pastor the giant contradiction he just stated that if god is all-powerful as he says and the devil is responsible for the pandemic as he says, then why doesn’t God just get rid of the devil since he’s all-powerful? The Pastor incoherently rambled some nonsense about how we need to pray to God for his salvation.
The reality of this is, if say there is a god, it is an evil god who allows millions of people to suffer and die on earth every single day.
If this God is real, he looks down on innocent children suffering and dying of cancer, innocent children being assaulted by priests who preach his word, and people losing everything they own and even their lives to natural disasters, and does absolutely nothing. This God is not all-powerful, this God is evil.
When we explained this to the Pastor, he was completely and utterly rendered dumbstruck and speechless as this line of intelligent thought is way over his head just like millions of other stupid Americans.