‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
MIAMI, FL – With people flocking by the thousands to Miami for spring break, overwhelming the city while the pandemic is still very much happening, many spring break revelers don’t see what the big deal is.
“Yeah man, we’ve been locked up for way too long. It’s time to party hard and get wasted. That’s way more important than getting Covid and bringing it home to my family and others. It’s totally worth the risk,” said drunken douchebag who’s probably named Colton.
When asked what’s so fun about being jam packed like sardines in Miami every day to party, Colton and his friends just started chanting ‘America’ repeatedly while chugging cheap Vodka. Yes, this is America, home of douchebags.