Parents Willing to Risk Children Getting COVID-19 by Bringing Them Trick or Treating So They Can Steal Their Reese’s Cups

DETROIT, MI – Parents Bob and Belinda Bullbum are willing to risk their three young children getting COVID-19 on Halloween tomorrow by still taking them Trick or Treating.

This is despite multiple federal, state, and local warnings to stay home and avoid Trick or Treating due to the massive surge in COVID-19 cases. The Bullbum’s are ignoring these warnings though because they think the potential to get free Reese’s Cups far outweighs getting themselves and their children killed.

“There’s just no way we aren’t bringing our kids out Trick or Treating, pandemic or not. My wife and I just absolutely love Reese’s cups and our favorite tradition is stealing them from our kids late on Halloween night after they’ve gone to bed,” said Bob.

We mentioned to the Bullbum’s that since they are adults, they could just go to the store and buy some Reese’s Cups or order them online instead of risking their children’s lives, but they said that would be stupid and a waste of money when they could just get them for free after stealing them from their kids.