Pandemic Quarantining Reportedly Benefitting Women As They No Longer Have to Worry About Running Into ‘Overly Talkative Creepy Guy at Coffee Shop’
SAN DIEGO, CA – As devastating as the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic has been on so many people, women are reportedly benefitting from quarantining as they no longer have to worry about running into the overly talkative creepy guy at a coffee shop.
“As terrible as this past year has been on so many people, I’m so stoked to not have to worry about some random douche trying to strike up a conversation with me while I try to get a coffee or something. I’m seeing the benefit in staying home so I can avoid men,” said coffee drinker Amy Lili.
“People tend to think of quarantining as an isolated feeling, which it is, but thankfully I don’t have to worry about strange men coming up to me for a while. As great as this pandemic’s end will be, I’m not looking forward to being in public around men again.”