‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Asked to lead his family in prayer at their thanksgiving dinner table the other day, college student Joseph Tony readily agreed. “Over the lips, through the gums, look out stomach, here it comes,” said Tony, absolutely enraging his religious conservative family.
“This is an outrage. My son has insulted god. He needs to say 100 Hail Marys immediately to make up for this,” said Joseph’s hypocrite snowflake sheep father Aaron.
“An absolute travesty occurred today and my grandson is lucky god has not struck him down. If he does not go to church to pray for his sins, I will be disowning him and writing him out of my will,” said Joseph’s grandfather Jebediah while consoling his 4th wife.
“I don’t get what the big deal is. Religion is fucking stupid so I could care less what my dumb family thinks. I think for myself unlike them. Besides, I thought my ‘prayer’ was pretty funny,” said Tony.