WASHINGTON – The ongoing notion of a neighbor being a great neighbor by being friendly and helpful is the contrary of what Sad Carrot News believes to be a quote-on-quote good neighbor.
In reality, the best neighbor is the neighbor you never meet, leave everyone the fuck alone and mind your own business.
“I don’t understand why people feel obligated to talk to the people they live by. It’s best to just mind your own business and not bother with anyone else. Who cares that we live by each other, life still sucks,” said local neighbor Sidney Shellz.