Opinion: Target is Basically a Slightly Better Walmart, Stop Praising it You Fucks

 Opinion: Target is Basically a Slightly Better Walmart, Stop Praising it You Fucks

BUFFALO, NY – What’s the matter with people and their infatuation with Target, it’s essentially a slightly better Walmart. 


Target is a replication of materialism at it’s worse. It’s a smaller Walmart with red paint to make it seem ideal for people to shop in. Not to mention the horrendously appalling fast food served near the front of the store that so many people can’t wait to pick their scrubby hands in.


“I don’t believe Target is like Walmart. It’s true they offer some of the same things for sale, but what store doesn’t,” said Target enthusiast Stacey Bram, adding how nothing will stop her from going to Target a few times a week.


“I love Target for the same reason parents love their children. It’s beautiful, makes me happy, and is what keeps me away from my shitty boyfriend.”


No matter what I’ll say, people will claim their love for Target until I’m six feet underground. It’s a disgusting reality when people can’t see the similarities in the grueling nature of Target and Walmart. 

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