Opinion: Anyone Who Wears a Beanie While It’s Hot Out Should Be Shot
With the abundance of hot weather upon us, it makes it more of a dejected reality with every sighting of a person who wears a beanie while it’s hot out. Yes, it’s indeed true that beanies make you look ‘cool’, but these scums that walk the earth while wearing a beanie in hot weather defeat the entire purpose of a beanie.
Beanies are meant to keep you warm in cold weather, hence why they’re not meant for the warmer climate. Thus, why everyone who wears a beanie while it’s hot out should be executed immediately.
“I don’t know why people care if I wear a beanie while it’s hot. It’s a look and a style. It’s become who I am as a person,” said beanie-enthusiast Shawn Scottie, adding how it’s a ‘human rights violation’ to have mandatory executions against someone if they wear a beanie.
“I completely agree and can’t stand to see another sack of cells wear a beanie while it’s hot out. It doesn’t make any sense and quite honestly, it’s a disgrace to the world,” said anti-beanie-wearer Chelsea Stall.
No matter what the circumstances related in the matter call for, we can all agree that a mandatory execution of people who wear beanies in hot weather isn’t too much of a task to ask for.
