Oh No! Joe Manchin Threatens To Leave Democratic Party, Prompting No One to Care
WASHINGTON – Annoying asshole Senator Joe Manchin has reportedly been discussing the possibility of leaving the Democratic Party if he doesn’t get his way on the current infrastructure bill being debated between the White House and the Senate.
Manchin is hoping the threat will scare his Democratic colleagues into giving him what he wants on this bill but the news is doing the opposite since most Democratic politicians and voters don’t seem to really give a shit and would be happy to see him go.
“I mean he calls himself a Democrat but he doesn’t really do shit for our side of the aisle. He’s basically a Democrat in name only since he always seems to help the Republicans more than us. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out,” said Senator Bernie Sanders.
“Joe Manchin is a worthless piece of shit who gets paid off by oil and pharmaceutical companies to kill any bill that would actually help the people of this country instead of enriching the mega rich even more. Please go be a Republican you fucking fuck,” said fired-up progressive Anthony Joseph.