Oh Look, It’s Time For Another Worthless Fucking Holiday, New Years

 Oh Look, It’s Time For Another Worthless Fucking Holiday, New Years

AMERICA – As people start to mentally recover from seeing family members they hate on Christmas, Americans quickly turn to one of the most outlandish and worthless fucking holidays of the year, New Years.


Why the fuck do people have to throw giant parties to celebrate it being a new year? Who the fuck cares. January fucking sucks anyway and if you didn’t have a calendar then you would have no idea that it’s the next year.


Also, why do people watch fucking balls drop from buildings? What is the actual fucking reasoning behind this? It’d be ideal to meet the person who started the tradition and punch them in the face.


The reality is New Years is just another commercialized holiday that brainwashes people into spending money on parties to watch balls drop when in fact the holiday is literally nothing except another day closer to everyone’s inevitable deaths.

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