WASHINGTON – With the month changing to November, Americans are witnessing a slew of warnings from Thanksgiving enthusiasts, stating to not forget about the stupid holiday before the other stupid Holiday, Christmas.
“Remember, there’s another holiday before Christmas, and that holiday is Thanksgiving. Sure, it’s all a holiday where people have to sit their annoying families and eat overrated food, but it’s a holiday I love,” said normie Jake Johnson.
The Thanksgiving enthusiasts are sharing their usual memes on Facebook, a place where millennials gather to interact with each other and respond like it’s still 2011.