No One Really Sure How TableTop Game Store Remains Open

PHOENIX, AZ – A recent report from the University of Phoenix shows that no one is really sure how TableTop Game Store, Games and Stuff, is a successful business despite only selling TableTop games.

TableTop refers to a game in which all players are seated around a table interacting with each other directly. It focuses on the interpersonal experience of doing something most people give zero fucks about.

“We’ve been open for ten years and have the same 30 customers that support us every day. Though a few have died over the years, nothing is better than getting the same folks in,” said Games and Stuff Owner Mark Fist.