LOS ANGELES – Jon Bell, 43, is confirmed to be the most annoying man on Earth since he watches Super Bowl commercials before the Super Bowl airs, a point that is utterly pointless since commercials are moronic to enjoy.
“I love nothing more than to sit back and watch Super Bowl commercials before they air. I’m looking forward to watching them in the coming weeks,” said Bell.
“Unless you’re someone who makes commercials, I have no idea why you would ever consider watching a commercial for enjoyment. Though Super Bowl commercials are meant to be more entertaining, what’s the fucking point?” said Bell’s older brother Jacob.