NFL Player Threatens to Retire if Vaccinated Against Deadly Virus But Not For Threat of Brain Trauma

PHOENIX, AZ – Some NFL players are angry after the league issued a memo informing all 32 teams that any COVID-19 outbreaks among unvaccinated players could result in the forfeiture of games and loss of play.

The report comes with some NFL players threatening to retire if forced to get vaccinated against a deadly virus that has killed millions, with no care or inclination to retire from the threat of imminent brain trauma.

“Never thought I would say this, but being forced to get a vaccine that could save my life and others is making me question retirement. Sure, brain trauma is an issue, but a vaccine that has an efficacy rate of 97 percent? I don’t know, that’s tough,” said an Arizona receiver.