ALBANY, NY – Governor Cuomo announced today a new law that requires all cars that are registered in the state to self destruct and blow up if the driver does not use their turn signal when turning.
“For too long, the people of New York have dealt with these assholes who think they just rule the road and don’t have to use their turn signals. Too many accidents and too many innocent lives are lost from these people,” said Governor Cuomo.
“I mean how hard is it to flip your turn signal when you’re turning or switching lanes? It’s just pure laziness and at that point, you don’t deserve to live and you will be blown up.”
All cars registered in the state must have the self destruct sequence installed by the end of 2021. The governor’s office is expecting the state to become pick-up truck free by the end of the following year, as we all know that those douchebags still won’t use their turn signals.