New Study Out of Stanford Shows People Who Put a Manger Scene on Their Lawn for Christmas are Pure Evil

 New Study Out of Stanford Shows People Who Put a Manger Scene on Their Lawn for Christmas are Pure Evil

STANFORD, CA – A new study out of Stanford University shows that 99 percent of people who put a manger scene on their lawn for Christmas, either can’t actually name any of the fictional characters from the scene, are missing a few characters, or are pure evil.


The study didn’t mince words by saying that 97 percent of these people are fucking moronic, crowd following, Trump dick gurgling, hypocritical priest supporting, white redneck sheep fucking, Republican humping, sad excuses of human excrement.


The study also says that if the house has single candles, which are fucking pointless and stupid, in their windows in addition to a manger scene on their lawn, then the homeowners are definitely serial killers. Doctors from the study ask that you please murder them immediately.

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