New Study Confirms That Anyone Who Enjoys Eating Peeps is Seriously Fucked Up

USA – A new study has confirmed that anyone who enjoys eating Peeps, a marshmallow candy that is in the shape of chicks, bunnies, and other animals, is seriously fucked up in the head.

“We spent nearly three years on this study and couldn’t come to any other conclusion other than that peeps are fucking gross and anyone who enjoys eating them is seriously fucked in the head. I know it doesn’t sound professional but there’s no better way to describe our findings,” said lead scientist Zed Monkelburg.

Reporters tried finding a peep lover to get their take on this study but couldn’t find one person who likes them, hypothesizing no one knows anyone who actually enjoys eating them.