New Study Confirms Motorcyclists Are The Most Annoying and Useless Fucks On The Entire Planet

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study from Harvard University has confirmed that motorcyclists are the most annoying and useless fucks on the entire planet.

Highlighting the pure annoyance associated with driving on a highway and seeing a motorcyclist cut off every car while revving their engine, many people are jovial over the latest study.

“I’m glad someone was able to actually study and prove that people who ride motorcycles should be shot and hung for being annoying fucks,” said anti-motorcyclist Benard John.